funny-gif-1:

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dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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thequeenandthephoenix:

oh my fucking god

thequeenandthephoenix:

oh my fucking god

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mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

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humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

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gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

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justakidwhogotintoodeep:

gonna get the “emo bangs” tattooed on my forehead so i can never forget 2005

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officialunitedstates:

tinyvampire:

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES

what are you talking about.  im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am

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elletrico:

an actual photo of me this summer

elletrico:

an actual photo of me this summer

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"They’re like, 12"

— The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

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cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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